tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88717592024-02-28T03:45:11.514-05:00CraigemorselsRight now, this is it.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.comBlogger275125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-35758020497096133842015-09-26T19:10:00.000-04:002015-09-26T23:01:46.716-04:00Chocolate yogurt popsicle recipe, more or less<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4FLkFld1lNUwwrE-nFgONUYR8N7rdcTFpuSfuxQQj_nI1N2ZmIjeb0Agt_2W3qumRcAtKgIo84vaGHL03mYZI6GwvC5zqm4hbZY89-l5lXgOJ8qBaM6UCNwd-F7UPP3czA-TDnQ/s1600/puddin+pop+1.TIF" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4FLkFld1lNUwwrE-nFgONUYR8N7rdcTFpuSfuxQQj_nI1N2ZmIjeb0Agt_2W3qumRcAtKgIo84vaGHL03mYZI6GwvC5zqm4hbZY89-l5lXgOJ8qBaM6UCNwd-F7UPP3czA-TDnQ/s320/puddin+pop+1.TIF" width="320" /></a>First off, here is a recipe for puddin' pops that I think you might like since I think it's pretty damn tasty. After the break there will be some chit-chat on my part. Please feel free to read that, too, or else skedaddle on over to your kitchen and whip up a batch of these for you and your kin.<br />
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• 1/4 cup whole milk<br />
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• 4 oz. milk chocolate chips (I used Ghiradelli milk chocolate baking chips)<br />
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• 2 cups-ish of whole milk yogurt<br />
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Warm the whole* milk in the microwave.<br />
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Pour the warm milk over the milk chocolate chips and let them sit for a minute and then stir it up. There might still be some chunks, but who cares, right? Those are chunks of chocolate there, not chunks of gravel (despite the appearance).<br />
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Stir in approx. 2 cups of whole milk yogurt. Mix it all up and voila, you are done. Pour that yummy stuff into popsicle molds and try not to eat them all for dinner. Although there are way worse things to eat for dinner so I won't judge. And isn't dessert for dinner one of the perks of being an adult anyway?<br />
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I will admit that I didn't measure the yogurt because I didn't want to dirty another dish. This isn't rocket science so it's not imperative to get the proportions exactly right. I found that with a fair amount of tasting and then tasting again just to make sure it was really as tasty as I thought on the first taste, this recipe was just enough to make 6 popsicles in the Zoku.<br />
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The <a href="http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/1742345/?catalogId=80&sku=1742345&cm_ven=Google_PLA&cm_cat=Shopping&cm_pla=default&cm_ite=default&gclid=CjwKEAjwhJmwBRDGsamBu8Pp7FwSJACKD1KHeEhveOUk3R6qD0laAOBUL1l3x7GU_ub6CrdpwbabMBoC80Hw_wcB&kwid=productads-plaid^92304407623-sku^1742345-adType^PLA-device^c-adid^45527544463" target="_blank">Zoku</a> is ridiculous and I would never have bought one for myself, but I received it as a gift from my man. And now I can't imagine my life without it. What is worse than having to wait hours and hours for a popsicle to be ready? I can tell you: not much is worse than that.<br />
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I was surprised to see some negative reviews on Amazon just now for the Zoku saying it is hard to clean and hard to get the pops out. Okay, people, what is going on here? First of all, I pretty much never clean mine because I fill the molds carefully and then put it back in the freezer where it stays clean until the next time I need it. If I do happen to defrost it to allow for putting other stuff in the freezer, I fill the molds with soapy water and let it sit for a bit and then rinse it out. What is so hard about that?<br />
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To fill it carefully I spoon the mixture into a cute little quarter-cup that has a spout on it. That's just about the right amount to fill each mold. I suppose I could use a larger measuring cup, but this little guy has a very pointy and small spout, which is perfect for getting the mixture right into the molds. I read that some people use turkey basters, which I'm sure would work, but I would not want to clean the turkey baster out afterward so that's a no for me.<br />
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As for getting the pops out of the molds, if I fill them to the line as instructed (am I the only one in the world who reads the dang instructions? Sometimes I believe this is actually true.) and then use the nifty twisty tool to unstick them they pop right out. What works best, in my opinion, is to twist-twist-twist until the pop unsticks and then twist the tool all the way off the pop instead of pulling the pop out with it. Otherwise the pop comes out of the mold on the twisty tool and you have nowhere to hold on to the pop when removing the twisty tool except by the icy pop itself.<br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHj6uLf0TczTUizgxanuW9EEpleDfUHDzXyttBYWuMV8zHDzPgRmJrOJdBJc1tHAaZtM9s9VNC1Myi3CpBwGIlw7cJLg5dV4WeOkU4JS7yer68VbjrYDN96Pt0HFoaDO5uOf3Msg/s1600/puddin+pop+2.TIF" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHj6uLf0TczTUizgxanuW9EEpleDfUHDzXyttBYWuMV8zHDzPgRmJrOJdBJc1tHAaZtM9s9VNC1Myi3CpBwGIlw7cJLg5dV4WeOkU4JS7yer68VbjrYDN96Pt0HFoaDO5uOf3Msg/s320/puddin+pop+2.TIF" width="320" /></a>* I am a big fan of only drinking whole milk. A lot has been written on the subject so I won't bore you with it except to say that to make milk low-fat the milk becomes farther removed from its natural state. If you are trying to eat more foods that have not been overly processed, then I recommend drinking whole milk and eating whole milk yogurt and cheeses.<br />
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I became interested in sticking with whole milk dairy when I was trying to get pregnant as that is part of a commonly recommended protocol for women trying to conceive. And the more I learned about it, the more I realized that whole milk was what I wanted to stick with for the rest of my life. Jeff was easily brought on board, too, since the full-fat ice cream tastes soooo much better AND is not that many more calories than the low-fat varieties. And of course the whole milk tastes divine compared to the low-fat version.<br />
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So very much has been written on this topic and if you google it you will find plenty, but I like this <a href="http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/02/12/275376259/the-full-fat-paradox-whole-milk-may-keep-us-lean" target="_blank">NPR piece</a> on how whole milk will actually keep a person trimmer than low-fat, which makes a lot of sense since whole milk products are more filling and more satisfying (IMHO) so you will presumably eat less of them. A little of something delicious is better than a lot of something mediocre, no?<br />
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And here is a blog post on <a href="http://www.care2.com/greenliving/why-whole-milk-is-the-healthiest-choice.html" target="_blank">care2</a> on what happens to the vitamins when milk is skimmed and also what happens to milk when it's homogenized. I'm so lucky that I can get non-homogenized milk in glass jars from a Pennsylvania dairy at a market (<a href="http://bvfarmfood.com/" target="_blank">Bon Vivant</a>) near me. After paying the deposit on a bottle ($2), it costs $4.50 per half gallon, which is in the exact same range as the organic homogenized milk from the grocery store.<br />
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Interestingly, I am reading on the site listed on my milk bottles that the dairy does make <a href="http://farmfriendmilk.com/ourstory/processing/" target="_blank">skim milk</a>. I am curious to learn more about their process! They mention that they're <a href="http://farmfriendmilk.com/ourstory/faqs/" target="_blank">required by law</a> to add the vitamins back in to the low-fat milk and I suppose with enough demand for the low-fat milks it would be silly for them not to sell it as well as the wonderful full-fat version that comes with cream on top that you gently shake to mix in. Yummmm.<br />
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I forgot to mention that I used regular yogurt, not Greek-style. I have been making my own yogurt lately and straining it right after making it, but the whey that gets strained off is super healthy, so in preparation for making puddin' pops this week I left it unstrained. If using Greek, you'd perhaps need to use more milk. So, if using homemade, just keep the whey in and you're good to go.<br />
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I don't purport to be a food blogger, but I am a lover of food and of cooking. So I spend a fair amount of time hunting around on the internet for recipes. What I have determined is that food bloggers like to talk a lot. And often not about food. Fine! Blog! Who cares? But don't make me scroll through what color you're thinking about painting your living room just to see a simple little recipe.<br />
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Get back to the basics, food bloggers. Talk about how you created the recipe and *maybe* if it will really add some color, tell a little story about the memories the ingredients evoke for you or whatever. That's all I ask.<br />
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Unfortunately, you food bloggers think that because traffic to your site is high that strangers love reading your notions. Guess what! They don't! They land on your little blog because they are trying to find out how to make a recipe, such as puddin' pops, and your blog came up in the search results. I assure you that most people are skimming riiiiight past your living room paint plans and down to the recipe itself.<br />
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And then, for the love of all things holy and delicious, why would you agree to put a video ad smack dab in the middle of the recipe?! Criminy, people. Don't delude yourself that your little rant-space disguised as a food blog is going to enable you to quit your day job. Host those ugly ads on your site if you must, but not smack dab in the center of a recipe, especially if it's STILL there on the print preview. That's just rude.<br />
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I'm under no delusions that the world needs my blogging talents, whether about food or otherwise, but since I know all too well how skimpy the search results for chocolate yogurt popsicles is, I am adding my contribution to the fray. You're welcome.<br />
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So I did wind up chit-chatting a fair bit, but if you came upon this blog post to learn someone's experience with making puddin' pops, you learned that right away at the top of the page and if you're reading this now (and we're complete strangers), then I'm glad I didn't bore your pants off.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-85926628629225035932015-03-14T21:20:00.004-04:002015-03-14T21:20:45.491-04:00Australia tidbits<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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If there were a way to sum up how young white men dress in Sydney, Australia, it would be summery metrosexual. So many peg-legged pants and shorts that seem a little too short paired with tattoo sleeves and Birkenstocks or flip flops.
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Okay I take that back. That was in a particular neighborhood reminiscent of Bushwick or Greenpoint. But there are still a lot of shorts and Birks. Lots of shorts on women, too. I looked like a middle aged German man wearing capris. Oh well. Gesundheit.<br />
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Australia gets the concept of drinking water with your alcohol. Almost every bar we went to had a reservoir of water which patrons can help themselves to. In one bar's restroom was even a sign reminding ladies that water with your beer helps keep your head on straight. Sponsored by Diageo no less.
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Many bars are located in what were formerly hotels or are still small boarding houses upstairs. "The reason dates back to late nineteenth century when, after pressure from conservative Christian groups known as the Temperance Leagues, new liquor legislation were implemented with a lot of restrictions, one of them <a href="http://www.thisaustralianlife.com/2009/08/did-you-know-that-bars-are-called.html" target="_blank">forcing pubs to also provide accommodation</a>. The presence of a few rooms (rarely used) and the "hotel" name then gave some impression the rules were being followed."<br />
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I can't be the only one who hears kangaroos referred to as roos by an Australian and assumes those are the babies. Kanga is the mom, obviously.
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I'm so in love with passion fruits. They are the funniest little fruits -- a crunchy slushy in the ugliest shell.<br />
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Despite the news of Uber gouging desperate people trying to flee the hostage situation in Sydney a few months ago, Uber is not that well known in Sydney or Melbourne. Every driver we got was brand new to the job, some by only days. All were exceedingly polite and offered us mints and water. <br />
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It's hard to pick what to drink when everywhere we went there was such good beer and wine to drink. Australia does some lovely dry Rieslings, I discovered.
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A lot of cool bars in Sydney are in hotels. Either former hotels or ones that have some simple lodging available -- old school pub style apparently. Don't quote me on this. That's just what I've pieced together.
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Tasmania has the most micro climates I have ever encountered anywhere. When it rained, which was every day, it was only briefly and usually while it was sunny as well.
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After practicing driving on the left in Scotland, it was much less harrowing this time. I even did it, with relatively few mishaps. I admit that I did turn into a grocery store parking lot on the right side of the road. I'm sure I got dirty looks but no one was hurt.
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It didn't help that in the car we rented, the windshield wipers and the turn signal were reversed. Every stressful turn included a bit of wiper action. That was just a given.<br />
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See more photos <a href="https://instagram.com/morsels/" target="_blank">here</a>.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-58351304943212998252015-02-04T23:40:00.002-05:002015-02-05T00:21:19.047-05:00Scotland in a nutshell<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Scotland is not typically a destination of choice in January, but I highly recommend it if you happen to find yourself needing to go there in the middle of winter (which is what happened to us). Jeff had to do research on <a href="http://instagram.com/p/x2AmFuD70L/?modal=true" target="_blank">whisky</a> (it's whisky over there, not whiskey like it is the US) for his book. He was going to go in November, but I didn't want to miss a trip to Scotland so I asked him to postpone until after my job ended.
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I've been to a lot of snow-covered places, but Scotland wins hands-down at wearing its snow the best. Somehow it manages to snow there almost every day, but not a lot and some of it melts off, so there are not huge, dingy banks of snow on the side of the roads. And driving isn't <i>too</i> treacherous. It is rather scary, however, to drive on the "wrong" side of the road for the first time on snowy roads. We survived that and only got stuck on a giant <a href="http://instagram.com/p/x-NYxaj7-3/?modal=true" target="_blank">rock</a> when Jeff tried to eat an ice cream while driving. That might work with an automatic transmission, but you'd have to be an octopus to manage that with a manual. Luckily, we were on a farm when it happened and a kindly farmer was nearby with a <a href="http://instagram.com/p/x-N6KnD7_f/?modal=true" target="_blank">tractor</a>.
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I'm not a fan of whiskey or whisky so after tagging along to a few distilleries I went off on my own, which really is the perfect scenario anyway since I love having my own time to tool around on trips and Jeff had his own <a href="http://instagram.com/p/x7T0uZj7yW/?modal=true" target="_blank">adventures</a> driving down narrow country lanes in search of whisky.
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<a href="http://instagram.com/p/x2jgdvj7wn/?modal=true" target="_blank">Cullen skink</a> is smoked haddock in a milky broth with chives. Doesn't sound too appetizing but after trying it in two different restaurants I am sold on in wholeheartedly.
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Bar tabs aren't allowed by Scottish law, to keep people from drinking too much. If you order food, however, it is allowed. The legal alcohol <a href="http://instagram.com/p/yDTZzaj7_P/?modal=true" target="_blank">limit</a> in Scotland is only 0.5, whereas it's 0.8 in the rest of the UK and in the US. That's like one <a href="http://instagram.com/p/yCoRxrj7zc/?modal=true" target="_blank">beer</a>. At one of the distilleries Jeff visited, he was told they don't give tastes to anyone who is driving as that will automatically put them over the limit.
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There's no rhyme or reason to where people park or pull over. This seems to be a pan-European phenomenon that I will never understand. I saw someone parked in a bus stop, facing the opposite direction as the cars on that side of the road.
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One day Jeff dropped me off in the small town of Grantown (pronounced Granton) while he went to a distillery nearby. First I took a walk down a lovely snowy path and then I poked my head into a cafe that didn't look too inviting so then I poked my head into a bar. Three gents were sitting there and they welcomed me happily. One was named Norman (last name of Grant, whose family is original townsfolk). The one with the mustache is Davie (don't ever call him David) and the third one is Iain, who had a voluminous beard. Davie's partner owns the bar but he works it when she's out. He kept up with the rest of us in beers, however.<br />
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They wouldn't let me buy my <a href="http://instagram.com/p/x7SKpxD7_P/?modal=true" target="_blank">beers</a> and they kept me thoroughly entertained. The only other bar in town is the Craig but they assured me it was not as good as the <a href="http://www.thedrinkingmansguidetoscotland.com/claymore-bar.html" target="_blank">Claymore</a>. I believe it! These 3 tease each other mercilessly. I get the impression most Scots are like that. For example, to tell Iain apart from another bar patron with the same name, he is called Upside Down Iain since his hair is below his head. There are various things they bet on in the bar and he always writes his name as U.D. Iain now. "It was easier to just go along with it," he said.<br />
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I was so eager to try a local speciality, squat lobsters. But, sadly, they are only available in the summer. A fish and chip shop owner told us it's just not worth it to prepare them in the winter for not much demand. And they aren't exported due to their delicate nature. Some day we'll have to come back in warmer weather, check out some of the islands and eat squat lobsters.
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I managed to nearly eat my weight in other types of seafood, however. Smoked <a href="http://instagram.com/p/yAokMHD7yY/?modal=true" target="_blank">trout</a>, smoked haddock, salmon, fried pollack, fried shrimp. And all local!
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Women eat heartily in Scotland, thank goodness! Although if one is feeling less hungry (due to all the other eating), waitresses will try to tell you that you haven't ordered enough food. No salad for main courses! Maybe you want the haggis, too?
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Speaking of <a href="http://instagram.com/p/x2j_Hoj7xi/?modal=true" target="_blank">haggis</a>, it's fairly palatable, but I can't get over its components. Beef and ale pie is more my speed.<br />
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I will possibly never be able to see a “TO LET” sign without mentally inserting an i.
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I sure love the existence of half pints. Not so much real ales, though. I just can't get used to beer being served that warm. Sorry, beer aficionados.
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You know how in many parts of Europe if you want to drink water you have to order a bottle of if and even so it tastes funny? Well, in Scotland not only does hardly anyone buy bottles of it, but the tap water is top notch!<br />
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The only real downside to a wintertime trip is that there are going to be days that are just too yucky for being outside. Luckily in Scotland there always seems to be a welcoming pub or old <a href="http://instagram.com/p/x4VmL4j73J/?modal=true" target="_blank">bookstore</a>.<br />
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The name Craig is all over Scotland, mostly as parts of longer words. I have never seen most of my name on so many signs! It was fun introducing myself as Craige as well, especially to the gents I met in the bar in Grantown.<br />
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So, that's Scotland in a nutshell. I absolutely want to go back, perhaps in slightly warmer weather, because I need to have those squat lobsters and because the ferries to the islands run only about once a day in the wintertime and I'd love to get out to the islands. Otherwise I'd absolutely go in the wintertime again!<br />
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Lodging:<br />
<a href="http://www.apexhotels.co.uk/en/hotels/edinburgh/apex-city-hotel/" target="_blank">Apex City Hotel</a>, Edinburgh<br />
<a href="http://www.gatehouseinverness.co.uk/" target="_blank">The Gatehouse B&B</a>, Inverness<br />
<a href="http://theranaldhotel.com/" target="_blank">The Ranald Hotel</a>, Oban<br />
<a href="http://www.citizenm.com/destinations/glasgow/glasgow-hotel" target="_blank">CitizenM</a>, Glasgow<br />
<a href="http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g186525-d197777-Reviews-Edinburgh_City_Hotel-Edinburgh_Scotland.html" target="_blank">Edinburgh City Hotel</a>, EdinburghAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-41367007212743613762014-11-10T00:04:00.000-05:002014-11-10T17:22:17.195-05:00In which I learn doctors aren't magicians (part 2 of my infertility story)If you missed part one, you can find it <a href="http://craigemorsels.blogspot.com/2014/11/best-laid-plans.html" target="_blank">here</a>.<br />
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When I first went to see a specialist about why I wasn't getting pregnant I hardly told anyone. It was taboo. It was inappropriate. It was nobody's business. It was embarrassing. It was unprofessional. And there were also a million other reasons for why I was sure I couldn't tell anyone. Friends who were pregnant were right out. People at work were mostly out. Extended family was out.<br />
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I know many other women who have had difficulty or have not been able to conceive. But everyone I knew who had trouble seemed to have had a diagnosis. Either blocked Fallopian tubes or endometriosis or ovarian cysts or something along those lines. My diagnosis was: for some reason the few eggs I have aren't growing. As it turns out, there are many mysterious reasons why some women can't get pregnant.<br />
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<a name='more'></a>But I'm getting ahead of myself. The first step was to get an OBGyn. The gyno I had always seen didn't do pregnancies. I stalled on finding one. Needing the OBGyn before I was knocked up isn't the way it's supposed to go. Finally my friend Beth took charge, did some research for me, and found a good one in Hoboken. I did like him, the one time I saw him.<br />
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I had kept careful notes of when my periods had or hadn't occurred and I showed him the list. Surely there was a drug he could just prescribe me to fix this. But there is no such a drug. He told me this was beyond his area of expertise and to see a reproductive endocrinologist. A who's-a-whatnow? I had a vague understanding of what the endocrine system is, but what it has to do with my wonky periods, I had no clue.<br />
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I was not in the habit of visiting the gynecologist with Jeff in tow, so it honestly did not occur to me to bring him with me to my initial meeting with the RE. This doctor performed an ultrasound on me, which is a scene everyone is familiar with from watching movies. Well, with the minor difference that checking for eggs involves a rather large lubed-up dildo wearing a condom and acting as a vaginal submarine. That monitor on which the pregnant woman sees her developing fetus is the same monitor that is used at the RE's office to look for eggs. And one more difference: that instantly recognizable trapezoid image of the fetus-filled uterus on the monitor is now a uterus filled with a big fat nothing.<br />
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Want to know something crazy? These reproductive specialist doctors, they can't actually see the eggs. They can see the egg follicles, which are the rather small sacs the eggs develop in. But being only a single cell when they are released into the ovary, eggs are not visible via ultrasound nor by blood test nor waving of magic wand. And so the doctors look for the follicle that the egg lives in. Oh but sometimes what looks to the doctor like a follicle is maybe just a cyst. No big deal. Cysts apparently come and go all the time in the mysterious place that is a woman's womb. But cysts were not the main issue with my uterus at that time.<br />
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I remember vividly being told by that doctor that my egg count was extremely low for a 36-year-old woman and that I should probably move on to adoption. I looked at him aghast and he said he would leave me alone -- in his office -- to take in this information.<br />
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Sitting alone in a doctor's office, while processing bad news is not, how shall I say, helpful. I am pretty sure that all I processed during that 5 minutes was anger. Anger at my stupid, deficient body for messing up like this behind the scenes and never once letting me know that I was a ticking time bomb of eggs being depleted before their time.<br />
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To be continued...<br />
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Ladies, if you wouldn't mind, please take this short <a href="https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/QFCSLMY" target="_blank">survey</a> on infertility. And then there is one more question <a href="https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/QFZLDCV" target="_blank">here</a>, too. Please feel free to take the survey no matter your age or whether or not you have experienced infertility or have kids or even want kids. Thanks! </div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-54767133254189846422014-11-07T22:10:00.001-05:002014-11-10T17:20:09.778-05:00Best laid plans (my infertility story, part one)<div>
When I was a kid I imagined that I would get married at age 28, have 2 kids and live in a white house with a front porch. I got married 3 weeks into age 29, so not too off the mark there. </div>
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Then the idea was to start having kids a few years later. We bought the condo and I was worried that it wasn't big enough for a baby (because babies take up soooo much space). And so I said we should wait a little longer and Jeff agreed that was wise. He had a rough time with turning 40 and worried that a baby needed a dad who was at a certain point in his career which was not the point he believed he was at. Babies are so demanding! With all their wanting two-bedroom apartments and dads with perfect jobs. </div>
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Needless to say, it wound up being 7 years after we were married before we convinced each other that maybe a baby could forgive us those things. </div>
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That won't be us, though, I told myself. I actually spent a lot of time deciding when would be the best month for a kid to be born. I think I had just read The Tipping Point and I was determined to have a kid in the spring. Every month that went by I would count the weeks off so that I would know when our future spawn would be born. We would not be having our baby around Christmas or New Years, that was for sure. And with the way the schools are so strict about cutoff dates now, really a fall birthday is not great. So spring it was. </div>
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And yet, two years before we had decided to try in earnest, I had gone off the pill, and my cycles were still all over the place. The pill is so damn easy so I had been on it a long time. Way too long. Off and on for -- egad -- 15 years. It had been so long that I didn't remember what my cycles had been like before. Were they regular when I was a teenager? I guess? I have zero recollection of any periods from my teenage years except my first one and the first time I tried to use a tampon. </div>
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But no worries, I told myself. All I had to do was go to Duane Reade and buy a basal temperature thermometer. A woman's temperature goes up at a certain point in her cycle, which is a given. The 14 days to ovulation is not a given, but the temperature going up just after ovulation is. I took my temperature every morning without fail for months. There was no pattern whatsoever. I was also getting pretty intense hot flashes during that time. I remember one in particular when I had to step outside on a winter evening to cool off. And I went 100 days without a period. Despite all my planning since childhood it was time to see a specialist.<br />
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Ladies, if you wouldn't mind, please take this short <a href="https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/QFCSLMY" target="_blank">survey</a> on infertility. And then there is one more question <a href="https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/QFZLDCV" target="_blank">here</a>, too. Please feel free to take the survey no matter your age or whether or not you have experienced infertility or have kids or even want kids. Thanks!<br />
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<a href="http://craigemorsels.blogspot.com/2014/11/in-which-i-learn-doctors-arent.html">Part two</a> of my infertility story. </div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-71273389350746737712014-11-01T13:26:00.001-04:002014-11-01T13:26:48.654-04:00Decode meDo you ever wish for someone to decode you completely? Everything that makes you tick -- the good and the bad -- to be laid out in black and white. Why must we settle for creating those blueprints ourselves, when we are so hindered by what we hope is true for our best selves as opposed to what is truly true of our real selves? How can a person possibly describe herself completely, know herself fully, from the inside? When we look down at ourselves we only see a portion and even with a mirror it's an incomplete view. Certainly we can't describe ourselves completely from this angle. She possesses great empathy and is kind to all, I would begin. But that's not how it appears from the outside, they say. No? Then you tell me how it appears. We see you as an extrovert. Oh don't be ridiculous. I'm a complete introvert. Really? But you do so well in social situations. That doesn't mean... Oh never mind. Maybe I will just do this description myself. Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-36357258636102399682014-09-30T19:02:00.001-04:002014-11-10T00:18:20.454-05:00Going toes upI have begun using a technique to fall asleep and it works miraculously well. I start with my toes. I think about them, from the outside, from the inside. Then I work my way up my feet, my legs, doing the same at every pause. As I do this often one of my legs begins to spasm. It starts in my knee and it tenses up momentarily and then let's go again. I find it works best to just go with it. It's doesn't hurt and it doesn't last long.<br />
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Sometimes, like last night, I'll be beyond the threshold of the darkness, more than halfway asleep, but something will be amiss in the waking world and I will have to come back out. This time it was that I was too hot. I could have ignored it but I decided not to. As soon as I had made the decision to wake up again I was fully awake (and a bit sweaty), except that I felt calm because I knew I would fall asleep again easily. I lay there for a few minutes fanning my face and then I turned over to the comfortable sleeping position and started over at my toes again.<br />
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The most comfortable position, by the way, is on my right side, hugging a soft squishy pillow, left leg bent and pulled up. When I'm feeling restless in bed often just assuming the position can be calming. I couldn't say for exactly how long that has been the case but definitely a number of years. When I was a kid I slept fully on my stomach but I weaned myself of that habit since it's bad for the back. Granted, the comfy sleeping position now is pretty close to stomach sleeping but not quite. It's hard to wean oneself off of the most comfortable sleeping position. Honestly I have no idea how I did it all those years ago. I would be loathe to give up this one. I can sleep pretty comfortably on my back, although it can make me feel like I'll stop breathing and ideally I'd like my head cradled so that it doesn't loll to one side. I imagine something like my airplane pillow could work but I never think to get it when I'm not in bed.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-72367686167085441882014-04-30T16:21:00.002-04:002014-04-30T16:21:24.462-04:00The promotion<div>
I got a promotion. I honestly didn't expect it to ever appear. I was certain that it was just a carrot on a stick in front of me and I was the fool for not realizing it. My superiors would probably say "how could you have doubted us??" But things that are promised don't always come to fruition. Remember when I was on the brink of booking my plane tickets and putting my cat in quarantine so that I could head to Singapore for a year or two? It took me a long time to stop wondering who put the kibosh on that. I finally realized that it matters not in the least. <br />
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But this is real. An email went out explaining my new role (senior editor, social media) and the congratulatory emails began rolling in. That was the best part: all those coworkers, many of whom I barely know, telling me how well deserved this promotion is. If I could just bottle that up now…<br />
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It is so funny how these things turn out. Last week I was miserable all week. I worked late every night and still had so much unfinished work. I felt like everything I did was wrong. And then on Friday I got word of my promotion. I admit: I burst into tears. (I was working at home.) I suppose my unhappiness all week was related to how much effort I'd been putting into my new role even before I officially had it. I was told in the fall to do the job I want to have to prove I can do it. As much as I hate sports analogies, I think that's "be the ball" or some shit, right?</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-83890241464403795092014-04-29T15:50:00.002-04:002014-04-29T15:50:35.134-04:00My years as a young mole<div>
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I get a little sad when I remember my grade school as it was when I went there since it's nothing like that now. The school is still standing at least, but it's nothing like it was in the 1980s. <br />
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A lot of the school was dank and dark. Lots of my grade school memories are lit only by weak light bulbs. In my memory the whole school was in a basement. Is it possible that much of it was only a single story and all my classes were underground? That seems strange so perhaps I just don't remember those well-lit upper stories. <br />
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The lunchroom was in a semi basement, halfway under ground, with windows near the low ceiling. Even as a kid those ceilings were low. I only have a couple fragments from that cafeteria. <br />
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1) We could buy ice cream treats for a pittance. My favorite (and still is when it comes to those sorts if treats) was the chocolate cookie crumble covered vanilla one on a stick. <br />
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2) In that cafeteria in the 2nd grade, Amy R. quizzed me on who my favorite band was. I didn't have a favorite band. My only source of music at that time was a stuffed dog with a little radio in its belly. <br />
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I caught a glimpse of the top of my head in the harsh light of the work bathroom and realized I have several obviously grey hairs. I've gotten pretty damn far without any noticeable greys and now here we are. Every dark brown haired woman I know who's my age has been covering up her greys for years. I always thought silently, "sucks to be you! I guess I'll never go grey." (Denial is one of my abilities.)<br />
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When I went for a haircut a few weeks ago, my hairstylist said, "Damn girl, you need to keep up with your highlights! Unless you're going for the ombré look." I made an appointment to get them done and then I cancelled because I had to work late and I was thinking, you know, maybe I'll just grow them out. And it takes sooo looong to get them done. <br />
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But that was before I saw the greys. I've had way longer than most to figure out my stance on going grey but I never came to a decision. I could easily say well them's the breaks and go natural if it weren't for the fact that I get them for free in exchange for doing the salon website. So really I'm just whining about not wanting to sit through it. </div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-5513580275926964572014-04-24T16:18:00.002-04:002014-04-24T16:18:32.183-04:00City pride!<div>
After almost 7 years living in this apartment I finally compiled a list of all the places we go to, pick up from or order from for dinner. This way when it comes time to choose, it won't be the usual dance of what do you want I don't know what do you want well do you want Italian I don't know what about Chinese I guess you decide. Enough of that! <br />
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It's comforting to see the same people over and over on the PATH train platform. There's the woman who has the blue purse I like but now she's switched to a brown one with fringe that I don't like. There's the woman who's always reading a first gen Kindle. There's the woman with the long skinny braid who carries the same water bottle I do. <br />
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I recently passed the Kindle woman while out running. I felt like giving her a high five as I jogged by or even just a wave. I wound up smiling and she looked right through me. I suppose it's possible that seeing one's fellow commuters out and about town is not as comforting to everyone else. <br />
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I also find it comforting to see progress on new storefronts in my town. Progress! Our town is getting even better by the day! Sometimes I question whether living here is worth it and then I see a sign for a grand opening of an indie bookstore and even though if I buy books, I buy them on Amazon, my heart swells with city affection. I resolve to buy books from the store when I can and to definitely patronize their cafe instead of Starbucks even if they don't serve those gigantic cups of iced tea that I love. City pride trumps caffeination! Right?</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-57168979319102784792014-04-23T12:36:00.001-04:002014-11-10T00:21:13.476-05:00I would so move if only I could move<div>
After thinking about it a bit I realized that maybe I was doing the morning pages wrong. Maybe they're not supposed to be a journal. Maybe you're not supposed to make sense. I don't know. Whatever. It's not for me. Anyway there's not a lot to just pop into your head first thing in the morning besides dreams and concerns of the day. <br />
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<a name='more'></a>Everyone in our building moved out this year. We all decided this is the year to move. Even though we had decided it months ago, of course we're the last ones to go. It takes us longer than most to get our act together. Partly this is because Jeff is working so hard lately and I defer to laziness when not pushed by an outside force. There is the realtor* calling me almost every week to see what out progress is (none) and there are friends and family asking what our progress is (none). I bullshit through a wishy-washy answer that I'm sure everyone sees right through. I say we're packing up our storage space (haven't taken anything there in weeks) and we're rearranging the apartment to make it more appealing to potential buyers (outright lie aside from the one time my mom came up two months ago to help us rearrange our living room). <br />
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I know I have to take the lead on this since Jeff is too busy to think about it. I come home from work exhausted and I don't want to pack anything up so I eat leftovers and sit in front of the tv while idly looking at Facebook on my phone instead of packing anything up. And then I berate myself for that. <br />
Our upstairs neighbors moved to the west side of town on Friday. I went to their place on Monday to pick up boxes they has used. They had unpacked them all. Let me repeat: ALL the boxes were unpacked. How is this humanly possible?! Anyway their place is a huuuge 3 bedroom enabling each of them to have a cave of their own. This business of men needing a man cave is ridiculous. Women need them just as much if not more. <br />
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I was all set to be horrified with where they had chosen to live but it's actually pretty nice. The apartment is beautiful (and huge and relatively cheap) and the building has Art Deco character and it's a 10-minute walk to the train. There's not a lot around them, though, even though they said they have a great grocery store. <br />
It doesn't matter anyway. Jeff would never agree to live outside of downtown. And he's right. We love where we live. Why would we want to move to the less nice side of town when we love how much downtown has grown into such a great community?<br />
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I started reading a book called <a href="http://www.amazon.com/The-Artists-Way-Julia-Cameron/dp/1585421464" target="_blank">The Artist's Way</a> that prescribed doing “morning pages” every morning upon waking. At first it seemed like a good way to get back to writing, but it's not this kind of writing that I have trouble with. I could write in a journal all day long. There's always more to blather on about. </div>
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I thought that book would be the key to getting back into working on my novel. But since it's not specifically for writers, I don't think it would. I have three books on writing coming soon. Maybe one of those will get me going. I submitted some random pages to my online critique group over a month ago, got great feedback, and then didn't write a single new word. I wish I could figure out why I did that. I guess positive reinforcement doesn't spur me on? But negative reinforcement doesn't either... </div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-6087064412981849422013-05-17T17:37:00.000-04:002013-05-17T17:37:00.643-04:00Buenos Aires impressionsThe dogs are very friendly, both rhe strays and ones with owners, many of which walk off the leash. The strays are smart about crossing streets, even busy ones. We watched one dog pace at the side of a busy street and finally go when there was a break in traffic. Apparently there are no rules about picking up the poop, or else they're not enforced. We both stepped in piles. <br />
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The sidewalks are universally in bad shape, a mishmash of different types of tiles and concrete, much of which is coming apart. I'm certainly glad I didn't bother bringing anything besides comfy walking shoes. It would be very slow going in heels. <br />
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My Mary Jane flats are more than sufficient anyway, even at night. We had heard that due to the European influence, Buenos Aires is a city where one dresses a bit nicer for dinner. The first night I wore a dress with leggings and was massively over dressed. Jeans and a nice top is ideal. <br />
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They eat crazy late here. Many restaurants here open at 8pm and going before 9 is like going at 6 at home. 11pm is when a place would be jumping. Clubs open at 1am or later. A friend who has lived here a while told us that when he used to go clubbing they'd arrive at 2 and wonder if the place was going to be dead all night long. Eventually around 3 people would start showing up. Where they would be before that is a mystery to me. One bar had a sign that happy hour is from 8-9pm. <br />
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Empanadas are delicious, as long as they are not bought from a woman selling them cold out of a basket on the street. Choripan is a sort of chorizo on bread and it's yummy. Fernet is an herby, spicy bitter that Jeff tried on a dare knowing full well it would be disgusting. (It was.) Coke and Pepsi not made with high fructose corn syrup are so good! Although I'm glad we can't get it at home since that makes it easier for me to avoid. Dulce de leche is of course popular. We've had it in filled cookies and pastries, as a condiment with bread at breakfast, as an ice cream flavor and as an ice cream topping. There were 5 varieties of dulce de leche flavors at an ice cream stand but we couldn't make out the differences. <br />
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A bottle of Argentinian wine costs less than two glasses of macro brewed beers. <br />
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There are no stop signs, only lights at some corners and speed bumps at the rest. The cars manage to artfully ease into the intersection and not hit each other and a couple cars from one direction go and then the other. <br />
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Domestic flights are quite expensive, so a slew of bus companies offer luxury overnight trips with fully reclining seats. Without very good knowledge of Spanish, the gargantuan Buenos Aires bus terminal can be a nightmare. Our bus was delayed and no info about it was displayed on the monitor. We spent a harrowing 15 minutes running around trying to find people to ask who would actually know what was going on. <br />
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We spent the first two days seeking Yerba Mate, the local caffeine-free tea. We'd see people drinking it out of the traditional gourds as they strolled, but none for sale to sample. On the evening of our second night we met up with a friend of a friend who initiated us in the ways of mate. We liked it a lot so we bought a bag of the loose tea and two gourds (one traditional and one modern). We only need one since the way it's drunk is shared between people, but apparently locals collect different cups for it anyway. <br />
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We are tired of steak. Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-25581142866687241802013-04-08T17:10:00.000-04:002013-04-08T17:10:30.849-04:00College admission<br />
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I once borrowed Steve's car so that I could drive Jens to Albany so that he could interview Governor Pataki at a press briefing. I took photos of Pataki. That was ostensibly my role, but in reality my role was not so subtle stalker. He slept the whole way there and the whole way back, presumably to avoid talking to me. My desire for him was so intense and my ability to woo someone I admired and feared was nil. Consequently, whenever I was presented with the opportunity to have a conversation with him, I blew it. In my mind, Jens only enjoyed discussing the politics of the Russian revolution or something and so any effort on my part to be interesting was going to fall vastly short. Of course I did not believe in what I had to offer and was certain that the only way to his heart was the Russian revolution or whatever. Being myself, whatever that meant, was surely not the way.</div>
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And so, nothing ever transpired between Jens and me. Because many people who go to college in upstate New York wind up in New York City, it seemed fair to assume that I would see him walking down the street one day. After a while I stopped seeing him in crowds on 7th Avenue and would just think of him a few times a year, no longer angry at him for not acknowledging me beyond stern reminders to get my stories in on time.</div>
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The cheese of Alsace is Munster, which is not quite as boring in France as it is at home, but still tends toward the milder. So, when in a cheese shop, we asked for a cheese that was "plus fort," and we were offered the strongest Munster. The thing stank up our fridge and then when the door was opened the whole apartment began to stink as well. I began to think we had gone a bit too far. We both tasted it and agreed it didn't taste nearly as bad as it smelled, but we couldn't figure out how to keep it without stinking up the place. So out it went. Cheese 1, us 0 for that round. But we have had many others that have been divine, so we think we still win. <br />
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I had heard (and the internet backs me up) that doggy bags are more common in France now. But that's definitely not true everywhere. I asked for my leftovers last night and the waitress said she'd check on that. She came back stammering something about sanitation and security. Oh well. <br />
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At the same meal we had French onion soup. Come to find out there was no cheese in it, you crumble your own toast into it, it includes a dollop of creme fraiche and it's more brothy than ours at home. Definitely different from what we're used to, but we liked it. <br />
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A common bar snack is a salami on a board with a serrated knife. Pay 3-5 euros for this and get a quality salami for which you'd easily pay twice that in a grocery store at home. <br />
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French people ride their bikes on the sidewalk and tend to not wear helmets. Pedestrians who get in the way get dirty looks. However, I saw plenty of French getting dirty looks, not just us. <br />
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The way it seems to work is the American tries to speak coherently in French and the French person plays along until the American begins to make no sense and then the French person switches to English. Since I always begin in French I have never experienced a French person pretending to not understand English as some Americans say. But maybe that's because I always try in French first. <br />
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<i>Written on November 24, 2012</i>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-19069484632233117652013-02-09T17:53:00.001-05:002013-02-09T17:53:28.855-05:00A life list item I wasn't counting onWell now I can check off my life list “being in an operating room,” not that that's probably on too many people's life lists. It wasn't on mine. But if it were: check!<br />
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After not going to the dermatologist in five years, despite being rather moley (that's a technical term), I learned that a smallish and very dark brown one on my upper arm was very irregular and needed to go. Instead of just zapping it off and giving me a single stitch there in his office, my doc sent me to NYU medical hospital. I have a good friend who went to medical school there when we were in our early 20s, so I have plenty of memories of roaming around that building in the wee hours of the morning after carousing around Murray Hill. But I had never actually been there as a patient.<br />
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Upon arrival I was repeatedly asked the following: who is picking me up after my surgery and does anyone at home hurt me. The answer to both was no one, of course. I gather that both questions are standard, but still, a bit alarming. I hope that the repeated questions about domestic abuse might help someone out there who is afraid to report a bad situation but happens to find herself getting a mole cut out of her arm.<br />
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I changed into a paper gown as instructed and put all my belongings, including my glasses, into a locker. I then waited in a small changing room with just a People magazine and no Chapstick for I have no idea how long. The more I thought about not having access to Chapstick, the more dry my lips became.<br />
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The awesome thing about this gown, however, was that it had a port for injecting hot air with a vacuum hose! So I read People magazine right in front of my face, with chapped lips, and while wearing a gown puffed up with hot air.<br />
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Finally a nurse came for me. She asked if I needed a wheel chair. I said I certainly did not, aside from not being able to see that great and possibly bumping into and knocking over an IV stand. She laughed and said she'd guide me. Apparently the nurses at NYU are prepared for bad jokes. They also took it in stride when they asked me if I have any metal in my body. “No,” I replied, “but I'm not certain the aliens didn't implant me with any when they abducted me.” There was a pause and then the nurse laughed and said, “ha okay, good. And I'll make a note to give you a referral to a psychiatrist as well.” Hmm, I'm pretty sure she was joking back.<br />
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Anyway, I followed the nice nurse through a maze of hallways to the operating room. I told her on the way that I felt ridiculous taking up everyone's time for such a minor procedure. She said not to worry, every procedure is important. Aww. A point for her.<br />
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When I arrived at the room, all the nurses and my surgeon were wearing masks. The nurse who had walked me there asked me to introduce myself to everyone else, which I did. They all said, “hi, Craige,” like it was my first day of kindergarten.<br />
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I had been told that I could leave my underpants on, but as I was climbing on the table, the nice nurse said, “sometimes the elastic in underpants has a small amount of metal, so maybe you should take yours off, just in case.” FYI, when getting a mole less than the width of a pencil eraser removed from your arm, you may want to ensure you are not wearing ancient pink and white striped underpants. It's just not one of those things one considers. So off they went and into the hand of the nice nurse. CRINGE. In an attempt to reassure me, the nice nurse said, “it's just that an electrical current will be coursing through your body, so you wouldn't want to get burned.” No indeed. My surgeon said, “don't tell her that!” Ha.<br />
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So there I was, completely naked for the removal of a very small mole, electricity coursing through my body for some reason, a paper tent covering my face so that I could not see what was going on (dammit!). I would much prefer the option to look away if it's too much. My surgeon asked over and over how I was doing. I guess he wanted to ensure I hadn't passed out or something, who knows. That was disconcerting. “I'm fine!” I said in a weirdly high voice each time. I felt pretty calm overall, I think, although at one point, the nice nurse put her hand on my other forearm and said soothingly, “I'm right here.” Maybe I had seemed stressed? I realized I had been fiddling with the pulse monitor on my finger.<br />
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The whole thing was over pretty fast. When I sat up, my upper arm was covered in a bandage and I couldn't see the wound at all. Annoying! I want to see! I could make out a pile of bloody gauze in a bucket on the floor, but without my glasses I couldn't tell specifics. I was bummed that I couldn't see more.<br />
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So that was my Wednesday morning. By the late afternoon I was noticing bright red just under my skin around the outside of the bandage, which freaked me out. My friend, Schuyler, who is a doctor (ref: friend who went to NYU med) kindly reviewed many texts from me as the area got redder and redder. It seems I'm just a champion bruiser and now it's turning a lovely shade of snot yellow.<br />
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I felt something under my shirt that seemed odd that afternoon and thought oh my god, they forgot one of those ECG stickers on me. I went to the bathroom and peeled it off. That night at home I found TWO MORE.<br />
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Anyway, operating room visit: check. On Monday I get the stitches out and I get to see the damage. It looks like there might actually be three holes, two alongside the original mole area.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-79446897000753055232013-01-30T14:27:00.000-05:002013-01-30T14:37:53.860-05:00My so-called new year's resolutionI'm not big on new year's resolutions and never have been. However, I have nothing against deciding to try to do something fun and/or creative every day for a year. I took a <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/craige/sets/72157623008545233/" target="_blank">photo almost every day in 2010</a> (350 out of 365 days) and found it to be great for my creativity. In 2011, I tried doing a <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/craige/sets/72157625608601053/" target="_blank">video a day</a>, but I had bitten off more than I could chew with that one and I gave it up after two months. I started 2012 by taking <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/craige/sets/72157628731129473/" target="_blank">four photos a day</a> and putting them into a grid, but that also became more work than enjoyment, so I decided to let that go and just take a lot of photos and post them on instagram. Around that time I was also losing interest in flickr and instagram was really tickling my fancy. (I'm morsels on instagram, by the way.)<br />
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This year I'm doing something different. I'm attempting to write every day. I use an app called Day One that allows me to post from my phone or my laptop. I have a couple of book plans in the works, but I haven't been able to get it up for them lately. For the past couple weeks, I've just been trying to journal privately every day. I haven't been very successful (doing it about 5 days out of 7), but it's been a good exercise. Initially I had planned to work on the book/s every day, not just write about my day. But since I had not been feeling the love for those book ideas, I figured journaling was the only way I was going to get any writing done. As the days passed I was feeling this real urge to do some creative writing. But about what? Coming up with story ideas every day is not going to happen, I know that. And then I had an ah-ha moment.<br />
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What I've been doing for the past couple days is what I'm calling free writing. I imagine a character in a simple situation. Or I see someone on the street doing something as routine as unlocking the gate to a store. And I just start writing about him. I don't worry about where it's going. I just write. So far it's been hugely enjoyable! I have no idea if this is "a thing" that other writers do. I'm sure it is not something I invented. Who knows, maybe one of these characters will turn into something more. I won't worry about that right now, though. For now, I'm just saving each one in a folder in Evernote. Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-9688228436360294092012-11-18T16:27:00.001-05:002012-11-21T18:43:42.693-05:00Zurich surprised meWithin an hour of arriving, I saw <a href="http://instagram.com/p/SIH71Jj76V/" target="_blank">horse</a> meat for sale. It was one of many offerings on a <a href="http://instagram.com/p/SIXO5rj7yz/" target="_blank">wall</a> of cured meats, mostly containing beef and pork and also chicken bites (that looked the least appetizing). <br />
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The yogurt selection is amazing, naturally. I can't wait to stock up when I know for certain that we have a fridge in our room and have located a spoon. For the time being, I settled for a raspberry lassi, partly because no spoon is required and also because lassis are delicious. This one did not disappoint. And I picked up a bag of gingerbread flavored potato chips because how could I not?<br />
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When there is an up escalator vs a stair case, just as many people walk up the stairs, even carrying rolly bags. <br />
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I will never, ever fully comprehend why Europeans choose a standing table over a sitting table when there is no price difference. And please don't tell me that it's a cultural thing. I'm aware of that. What I'm saying is that I will never understand it. <br />
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Zurich has really surprised me with how cute it is. The old city is vast and there are plenty of other areas that are full of winding cobblestone streets, too. I always thought it was just a business center with a fancy shopping area. We happened upon the shopping area, which is basically a Rodeo drive but in much older buildings. And then we delved back into the little winding streets. <br />
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I do love a country in which various types of cheese are considered dinner entrees. We had fondue one night and raclette the next. And the day before I left home I put away an entire container of chèvre because I was afraid it would not keep until we return. In googling to find out what the people at the table next to ours were doing when they dipped their bread into a small glass before dipping it into the fondue, I <a href="http://www.jill.net/recipes/recipes/fonduefactoids.html" target="_blank">learned</a> that it is kirsch (as we guessed) and there is a reason they were drinking black tea along with their white wine. Oops... a little late for us...<br />
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Fondue is not just for tourists in Switzerland. At the cheese store, there are several varieties of grated and mixed <a href="http://instagram.com/p/SIXO5rj7yz/" target="_blank">cheese</a>. I do love a country that takes cheese seriously. Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-26114751810729519232012-11-15T19:13:00.001-05:002012-11-15T19:33:25.335-05:00Traveling abroad with an iphone or ipadIt took me years -- seriously YEARS -- to figure out how not to pay an arm and a leg to use my iPhone when traveling out of the US. It can cost a lot of money if you don't prepare your phone and your plan properly, so I'm going to share with you what I have learned.<br />
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First of all, if you have an iPhone, you cannot live without your iPhone, so the concept of only using wifi while you're traveling is ridiculous. So, don't listen to those fools who say "simply turn off all data roaming unless you have access to wifi!" Those people probably have Blackberries. (Obviously, do your best to find a hotel that has free wifi so that you can surf like mad when you're in your hotel.)<br />
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You can use data, but it will cost you a small amount of money (and come on, you have an iPhone already; you can afford to spend $30-$60) and you will need to ration that data. It's really hard, I grant you, to not check Facebook, CNN, Tumblr, Pinterest, Instagram and whatever else you're addicted to every 5 minutes. But I have found -- and I know this is going to sound crazy! -- that not being able to check my phone more than a couple times a day is actually conducive to enjoying my vacation more.<br />
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Step 1: Add international features<br />
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I don't know how it works on Verizon's website, but on AT&T's, under the Wireless dropdown, there is an option to Add or Change Services. Click on that.<br />
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Scroll down to International Features and then scroll to the bottom of that section until you see the international roaming data info. I find that 120 MB is doable for a week if you ration.<br />
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Also in that International Features section you can add on international roaming messaging (not international long distance -- that's for sending from the US to other countries), but, if you are lucky, all your friends and family also have iPhones and so you can text them for free from anywhere in the world. If you text other poor souls a lot, you might want to add on that feature for $10/month. Here's <a href="http://www.wireless.att.com/learn/international/roaming/affordable-world-packages.jsp#messaging-outside-us" target="_blank">more info</a> on the cost of those plans and what it costs to text and send photos via text when abroad. <br />
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As for voice plans, I'm not an expert on that since I rarely use my phone for actual phone calls when I'm traveling except maybe to make a dinner reservation or two, so I always just pay for the cost of the call. There is a bunch of info on voice plans, <a href="http://www.wireless.att.com/learn/international/roaming/affordable-world-packages.jsp#voice" target="_blank">here</a>, though, if you need it. <br />
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Step 2: Ensure the international plan covers the whole pay period<br />
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This is the tricky part and where I have gotten stumped many a time. When you sign up for 300 MB of international data, to get the whole 300 MB, you will need to apply the plan to your whole pay period. So, if your pay period starts on the first of the month and you add on the plan on the 10th and then you go away from the 15th to the 30th, and you don't backdate the international plan, you will only get 20-ish days of the data plan, ie, 2/3 of the 300 MB that you signed up for. This can work to your advantage at times, but for this, it does not because you want the whole 300 MB. So, you must ensure that the international plan is applied to the whole pay period.<br />
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You can ensure that by signing up for the int'l plan in advance of the billing cycle during which you will be traveling. Add on the int'l plan during the pay period prior to your trip and you will be able to select the following pay period when you go to add on the int'l plan. Or, you can call 800-331-0500 and simply ask the customer service agent to backdate the plan for you. I'm not sure what the cut-off date is, but early on in the billing cycle you can backdate the plan yourself. I'm 2 weeks into my cycle right now and I am unable to backdate it on the site. I'll check back periodically and update this if I find out more details on that.<br />
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Step 3: Calculate how much data you are using<br />
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Just before you turn off your phone when you are on the plane on your way to your fabulous foreign destination, go to Settings -- General -- Usage -- Cellular Usage. Click Reset Statistics. While you are on your trip, check this screen frequently to keep track of how much data you are sending and receiving. It's pretty reliable.<br />
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Step 4: Turn off all unnecessary data suckers<br />
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Under Settings -- General -- Cellular, turn off Data Roaming. On this same screen you may want to also turn off the other items that are using cellular data, such as iCloud docs, iTunes, etc. (Note: you may need to turn this on again periodically if you need to look something up, but it's best to keep it off when you aren't using it.)<br />
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Under Settings -- Mail, Contacts, Calendar, click on Fetch New Data and switch Push to OFF. Then change the Fetch option to Manually so that you have to manually pull in new emails. You can then wait to do that when you are in a location with wifi. And if you need to look something up in an email that you already downloaded, you can open up the email app and look at the email without all your new emails downloading automatically. <br />
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Turn off all alerts or at least most of them. I don't want to miss out on the CNN breaking news alerts, for example, so I keep those on, but I turn off notifications that it's my turn in Words With Friends. Go to Settings -- Notifications. Click on the items listed in Notification Center and change to Off.<br />
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If you really want to conserve data, you can turn off Location Services located in Settings -- Privacy. Or, instead of turning off the data for all the apps, you can just turn it off for the ones you don't use often and leave it on for the camera, Yelp, and maps, for example. According to the interwebs, the location services itself doesn't use a ton of data, but why not turn it off anyway? That's my philosophy.<br />
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That's it! Have a fabulous trip! And relish the fact that you can't disappear into your tiny pocket computer during every moment of downtime. You may even find it to be a wonderfully novel experience reminding you of the good ol' days and you may think you will surely keep this up at home. (You won't, but that's okay. That's part of why we travel.)<br />
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Just one more thing. Not to confuse you, but I did mention above that sometimes you don't want to backdate a plan add-on. For example, you may want to add on a mobile hot spot for an hour. You certainly don't want to pay for a whole month's worth of hot spot use. It requires some math or if you're not a fan of math (like me) then you can just turn it off again a couple days later and assume that was plenty of time to include the amount of megabytes you used. Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-21138273175745008192012-10-10T19:28:00.000-04:002012-10-10T19:32:23.838-04:00Number formThe brain sure is a mysterious thing. We can go pleasantly along throughout our lives thinking that the perfectly normal ways in which we make sense of the world are the same ways everyone else does, only come to find out that hardly anyone does it that way. Seeing <a href="http://www.futilitycloset.com/2012/10/08/number-forms/" target="_blank">number forms</a> is one of those instances. When I happened upon that blog post today, I said a big "ah ha!" because I had tried Googling what I see before, but to no avail. I mean, how do you google, "sees numbers in brain"? If only I had thought to search on "sees number line," I might have happened upon the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_form" target="_blank">Wiki</a> page. <br />
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But I didn't know before how to name what I was seeing because what I see is not so much a line as a... I don't even know what to call it. Yes, it is a line, but I move along it. There are distinct corners at 100, 1000, 2000, and 1970. It's hard to map it out two-dimensionally because I don't know what viewpoint to do it from. I see it from above as if I'm flying directly over it.<br />
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The line itself is sort of a nothingness on a black background. It's like looking into a void where just the numbers are. I don't really like it in there. Surprise, surprise, I'm not a fan of math at all. <br />
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The reason the number line actually causes me trouble with math is the corners. Numbers between 1 and 100 are easy. (The bend at 20 doesn't cause a problem for some reason.) I can figure out 72 minus 37 pretty quickly. But 137 minus 72? So much harder because in my mind I have to turn the corner of 100.<br />
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Same goes for figuring out how long ago something happened if it happened before 2000. There is such a distinct corner at the year 2000. It's similar to the one at 100.<br />
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Wow, describing this really does sound crazy! <br />
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I included an image of a calendar year in the drawing as well because I also "see" that, but I'm not sure if it's the same thing.Along with the seasons, I picture the names of the months and their weather and the holidays. <br />
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So, how do you see numbers, if you see them at all? If you don't see them, can you explain what that's like? I can't imagine NOT seeing them!<br />
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I wonder if this is related: To learn and retain a new word, I need to know how it's spelled. In other words, I need to be able to visualize the placement of the letters before it will make sense to me. Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-62216373538650556342012-10-08T22:44:00.003-04:002012-10-08T22:53:22.269-04:00LonghandWhat is left to write by hand?
There's an app for nearly everything and for most of those things, I have tried out the app. The grocery shopping app is waaaaay too much trouble for something so simple. But reminders apps are great. A piece of paper won't beep at you at a certain time reminding you to pick up the dry cleaning.
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I have gone back and forth over the years on keeping paper journals. Right now, I'm all about the electronic. I can type up not for public consumption journal entries on my phone while leaning against the doors of a subway car. But I can't write those entries by hand while standing up. For some reason, things tend to become clear for me when standing on the subway like they do for others when they are in the shower. When I'm in the shower in the morning I'm too groggy and all I can think of is, "did I wash my hair a minute ago? I already forgot."
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I'm glad the internet did not become so pervasive until I was out of college because up until that point my friends and I still wrote each other lots of letters. I still have some of those old letters. Surprisingly, none of my friends want their letters back and I'm unable to throw them away. I would want my letters back if anyone had any I wrote to them long ago. The letters from old boyfriends are mostly ridiculous, though. Those I did throw away.
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My first pen-pal was my grandma. Somewhere at my parents' house I have a few of the earliest letters she wrote me. She carefully wrote them out in print so that I would not have trouble reading them.
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My grandma is 102 years old and my mother and her brothers finally had to move her into an assisted living situation this past spring. Things have been going downhill since then. She's no longer able to write me back, but I try to write as often as I can. I tell myself I'll write her every week, but how quickly a couple weeks go by before I realize I haven't written her.
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It's strange writing to someone knowing they can't write back. I'm used to asking questions in letters, even if I don't really expect specific answers. There is no replying to anything mentioned in the other person's last letter. There is merely following up on something I wrote previously. It feels self-indulgent or something. I probably would not keep up with writing to her so often if my mom didn't tell me that Grandma appreciates my letters very much. So, I keep it up.
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I have a young pen-pal of my own now: my friend Karyl's daughter, Grace, who just turned 8 on Sunday. Bit by bit her letters back to me are getting longer. Even though she will have grown up always having a computer at her disposal, I hope she'll continue to take pleasure in letter writing. And I hope that she meets other people -- young people -- who enjoy it as well. Here's hoping! Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-54875722695525673432012-10-01T13:15:00.000-04:002012-10-01T13:17:58.868-04:00As it turns out, I really like LA!When a
person from the East coast reads reviews of California's <a href="http://web.stagram.com/p/288399272335883519_8101006" target="_blank">Mexican</a>
restaurants and sees some mediocre reviews, the translation is
basically: "this food is still waaaaay better than any Mexican you'd get
at home. And it will be a quarter of the price." Even the ubiquitous
roadside stands are better than 95% of the Mexican food available in
Manhattan. Ah well. That good food is not completely globalized is one
of the main reasons I am compelled to travel as often as I do.
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The
one type of food that is more prevalent than Mexican in LA is donuts.
Donut stands are literally in every single strip mall, no matter how
small the mall. You simply cannot drive for more than 5 minutes without
seeing yet another independent donut shop. All of them appear to have
been in existence for at least 60 years and many are open all night
long. On our last night as we were driving through a sketchy looking
neighborhood after midnight, we decided to pull into one of these little
donut holes in the wall and see what all the fuss is about.
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A
hand printed sign on the wall said that if you sat for longer than 15
minutes, you'd be kicked out. And the smell of freshly fried donuts was
in the air. The man working behind the counter said freshly made
crullers would be ready in 2 minutes if we wanted to wait. It is no
exaggeration that that was one of the best donuts I ever ate. What IS
LA's obsession with donuts? I searched on Google, but all I'm seeing is lists of the best ones. Yes, but WHY? If you know why LA is obsessed with donuts, please let me know. I'm curious.
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What
were we doing out after midnight, being the old fogeys that we are?
Well, we had spent several enjoyable hours at the Comedy Store. It was
open mic and here is how the end of that experience went down:
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It was midnight on a Monday at the Comedy Store. As you can imagine,
the crowd was small. It was open mic night so there had been some good
comics and some duds, but we were having a good time, which was why we'd
stuck around for several hours. Anyway, this guy gets up and he sits
down on the stool and gets right up at the edge of the stage and starts
telling this long thing that i can't even call a joke about Batman. It's
going nowhere, but we're riding it out because it is amateur night
after all.
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And then he gets pissed because no one is laughing and he
yells, "you're the worst fucking audience! It's just a bunch of dudes
out there and you still don't like my batman stuff!" And I threw up my
arms and yelled, "hey! I'm right here!" Now, keep in mind that there
were only 8 people in the audience and he could totally see me.
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He
says "what?" And I say "there ARE women here!" So then he starts going
off on me, saying who the fuck do I think I am, saying that he's going
to be playing a sold out show in Portland and when he saw this audience
and was like, shit, I don't need this crap. By this time the audience IS
laughing and he says "they're laughing at YOU!" And I just shake my
head and people around me are saying "no, we're not; she has a point.
The batman stuff isn't funny."
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And then the talent wrangler yells from
the back of the room that this same thing happened the last time this
dude came on and the comic gets really angry and just berates us all for
the rest of his time slot.
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So, that was interesting. Also, the MC had
encouraged talking up, which I certainly wasn't planning on doing until
this jerk heckled the audience, for crying out loud.
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-54556254024909960092012-07-30T13:08:00.000-04:002012-07-30T13:08:26.952-04:00What do you suck at?I've been thinking for a while of starting back up with the blogging and using prompts to do so. This is an easy one, so here we go. Danille LaPorte wrote a <a href="http://www.daniellelaporte.com/inspiration-spirituality-articles/what-do-you-suck-at/" target="_blank">post</a> today about the things she sucks at*. She says:<br />
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When you cop to your shortcomings a number of wonderful things can
happen. You become more accessible to the people around you, you invite
other people to step up and shine, and you create space for support to
come into your life — you actually don’t have to be awesome at
everything. Go figure. Mostly, when you approve of your weaknesses, you give yourself permission to pursue your genius. </blockquote>
Here is what I suck at: <br />
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1. Like Danielle, I suck at brainstorming in groups. I don't think well under pressure and I don't feel comfortable shouting out half-baked ideas that may or may not stick. I like to mull things over and craft them carefully and then suggest them.<br />
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2. I suck at learning when it involves being told how by someone else. That stresses me out and instead of hearing what the person is saying, I start to just hear "words words words." I learn best by reading the manual, the textbook, the how-to guide.<br />
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3. I suck at numbers and money. I could not tell you how much I make. I know roughly, give or take a couple grand, but I have no idea of the exact amount. I just don't remember. It's a number and therefore it falls right out of my brain. I think I remember what we paid for our condo, but I may have that wrong. It's a number. It just doesn't stick. I have learned tricks for certain things like figuring out the tip. (Even I can figure out 10% and double that. Usually.)<br />
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4. I suck at concentrating when there are any distractions at all. I cannot simply tune out a TV, a radio, a conversation, gum smacking. Even if I have zero interest in what I can hear, I am unable to ignore it. So, while some people like to work in cafes because the hum of activity is like white noise to them, to me that is not an ideal environment at all. I need absolute silence to concentrate. <br />
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These are some difficult things to admit to! All of the things I suck at are considered faults in many circles. But why? Everyone cannot excel at everything. Why not just concentrate on what we're good at and admit that we need help with the other stuff? <br />
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Some may consider these things character flaws, and maybe they are, but I prefer to think of them as what makes me the person I am. I am fairly honest about these "flaws," except for the first one, perhaps, in a work setting. Not being particularly good at group brainstorming is not something I choose to advertise at my job, but certainly when I am in a situation where it must be done, I do my best. And the rest of the time, I delicately avoid putting myself in those types of situations.<br />
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The difficulty with "flaw" #2 is that people who learn just fine orally can't comprehend that others do not learn best that way. So, they often tend to continue to teach in such a manner, despite my best efforts to ask them to pleeeease write a how-to guide also or instead. If they want to talk me through it, fine, but then for the love of god, please write a how-to guide also.<br />
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I am very lucky to have a husband who manages our money for us. At the beginning of our marriage I was patently against him doing so because it seemed like an affront to feminism. But guess what, it has nothing to do with feminism. He happens to be good with math and numbers and all that crap and I am not. It's not because I'm a girl. It's just the way I am. I admit it! It's so much easier now that I admit it. (I didn't use to.)<br />
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Unfortunately, one aspect of my job involves liaising with the editors who sit around me, so on one hand it's useful for me to hear their chit-chat, but when I need to concentrate, boy do their conversations drive me up the wall. But thank goodness for Spotify. If I need to tune them out, I just listen to classical music (no vocals, of course). <br />
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(*The grammar of this phrase bugs me, but "at what do you suck" does sound pretty clumsy, so I'll let it stand.)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8871759.post-27518334327215474772012-05-17T18:01:00.000-04:002012-05-17T18:01:42.298-04:00Notebook freeFor a number of years I was obsessed with using a particular notebook. I would order them in bulk and I would get antsy if I was nearing the end of my last one and I hadn't procured more of them. The <a href="http://www.staples.com/office/supplies/StaplesProductDisplay?&storeId=10001&langId=-1&catalogId=10051&partNumber=397233&cid=CSE:GoogleBase:Office_Supplies:Notebooks_%2526_Filler_Paper:397233:20-816">Ampad Project Planner</a> was the ideal notebook because of the column of white space down the left side of every page. Not only is this a great area in which to doodle, it is also excellent for going back and adding notes about notes I had already taken.<br />
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I stick to my assertion that I'm not a particularly organized person, but in an attempt to keep myself organized, I had a system where I would highlight information pertaining to various topics that I knew I'd need to reference again in the future. The topics I highlighted were various types of meetings, instructions on how to do new tasks, etc. This method involved going back over my notes with the highlighters, keeping track of numerous notebooks, and remembering which notebook contained which important data. And then interspersed among the important data that I referenced over and over were mundane notes that I had no more need of after the day I wrote them.<br />
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So, this method was far from perfect. But it's the logical way and the method most people use, right? When I show up to a meeting, everyone shows up with his or her notebook to doodle in... er... take notes in. <br />
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I've had an iPhone for several years, but I never thought to use it for work. That is, until I got an app for taking notes on the iPhone, the iPad, and on any number of computers. I use the desktop version of the app during the workday for things like taking notes during conference calls, saving off various bits of information that came to me in different formats so that they're all in one place, and keeping a master list of bigger projects I'm working on. I have folders where everything is filed, but it's not even that big of a deal if I don't put a note into a sub folder since everything I type in the app is searchable. And to think I used to wish my notebooks were searchable! <br />
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I first started using the app to save off information not related to my job. I have a folder for home ownership in which I put the names and numbers and notes about people I've called to come work on our condo. I have a travel folder in which I put notes about places where I want to go. I have a shopping folder in which I save gift ideas (photo, info, and URL) and things I might want to / need to buy someday. I have a recipes folder that I populate using my laptop while reading Bon Appetit. When I see a recipe I want to save, I find it on their website and then copy the content into a note in the app, photo included. I also have saved in there the directions on how to use our <a href="http://www.zojirushi.com/servicesupport/manuals/manual_pdf/nhs.pdf" target="_blank">rice cooker</a> because it's ridiculously complicated and neither of us can ever remember how to use it nor where the directions are stored. <br />
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Not only can I include text and photos from websites, but I can also add scanned images or photos. In my shopping folder, for example, is a phone pic of the types of video tapes that Jeff is always asking me to pick up for him at B&H.<br />
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I have chosen to share the recipes folder with Jeff. The app is free and I have not come close to using up all the space I am allotted. I could envision using the shared folder feature much more robustly someday. <br />
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Before I totally gave up on using a notebook at work I worried a little bit about the security of my data. What if there is some disaster that causes all my data to be erased? I suppose that is a possibility, but then again notebooks can get lost or stolen. And notebooks are not backed up on multiple computers like my notes are that I create in the app.<br />
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So anyway, I'm not here to promote any particular app and there are various ones that perform this function. So, I will just say that I use <a href="http://evernote.com/" target="_blank">Evernote</a> and I'm sticking with it because it's the one I started with. I have heard good things about <a href="http://springpad.com/#%21/" target="_blank">Springpad</a> and it seems to get a lot of good reviews (although I think it's more slanted toward the visual whereas Evernote is more slanted toward text plus visuals). I suggest you research note-taking apps and see which one appeals to you if you are interested in going notebook free. <br />
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The next time I attend a meeting that lasts longer than an hour, I'm going to bring my iPad and my <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005EOWBKE/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i00" target="_blank">wireless keyboard</a> and take notes that way. I bet I'll get some curious looks, but my notes will be searchable and instantly shareable.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01664371573919083455noreply@blogger.com1