I'm just gonna say it

Unless you're having an affair or you're in high school, please don't make out in public. Everyone else -- I believe there is somewhere else you could go to make out.

Plus! Do you honestly want people to watch you making out? I am probably an old fuddy-duddy, but I think it's kind of a private thing and I would rather not have it be witnessed. But that's probably just prudey old me.

Holding hands, kisses hello or goodbye, hugs -- these are all permissable in public.

Oh, okay NOW it makes sense.

I found out today what the rule is about packages leaving my office building.

We cannot walk out with a box ready to be shipped unless we get a form from our receptionist that basically says it's okay to walk out with a box. The receptionist does not need to know what's in our boxes, nor does he look at the contents.

The rules are more stringent after 6pm.

We can walk out with bags and suitcases, but no boxes. We can put boxes into bags and that will probably be okay. If it's a Macy's bag, they won't bat an eye.

I swear to god, this is what I was told.

So, basically, if I wanted to steal my computer, I need to do it in the middle of the day and put it into a duffel bag. Or, put it in a box and have the handy-dandy form.