Wednesday, December 12, 2007

I'm in the wrong business

Me: pretzel, please
Pretzel seller: 3 dollar
Me: 3 dollars! Oh come on. I'm a New Yorker.
Him: Okay, 2 dollar.
Me: Okay. Thank you. Do people really pay 3 dollars for pretzels these days?
Him: Vell, yes.


Donna said...


alyce said...

That's genius.

"C'mon, I'm a New Yorker!" is my new haggling go-to. Think it'll work in New Mexico?

craige said...

Would I have been so bold if I were sober? That is the question.