#13 Allie

You grew up Bay Ridge, sharing with your mom a one-bedroom apartment smaller than the one I lived in alone. You were unknowingly beautiful and the best catsitter I ever had.

#12 Alex

You wrote us a letter, your mom told me. I wonder what you wanted us to know. Are you still kicking your little sister? Someday, I predict, you will protect her instead.

#11 Allegra

You boldly wore no bra. An artist, you altered your own clothes to be uniquely yours. When your boyfriend proposed with an heirloom necklace instead of a diamond, you turned him down.

#10 Alena

I can never remember if you're a geek or not. You introduced me to intelligent pet birds and the word "ginger" for redheads. You completely understand spending one's discretionary income on travel.

Tardy

So, at 2:40 pm I looked at the invite for this wedding and discovered that it starts at 4 not 6. I have never gotten ready for a formal event so fast before. I don't even look half bad either.

#9 Alan

You were online at the ends of my work days, late at night for you in Scotland. You gave me a fake mailing address for a book I wanted you to have.

Who??

The person on my 365 list for Tuesday is Alexa. I can't remember who this is. If you know who I was thinking of, please remind me before Tuesday.

#8 Alan

Do you remember when I stole your car keys as a prank? You were not amused. Now you have a beautiful wife and you still look like you did in high school.

#7 Adrienne

I think maybe in grade school we were enemies, but I have no recollection why. I ran into you at a bus stop years later and all the old animosity was forgotten.

Halloween

An old dude, who looked pretty deteriorated himself, shared a cab with us. As we neared our apt. he said, "it's amazing how deteriorated it is in this area." Jackass.

Two women waiting in line for a taxi together --
Girl wearing blanket costume with most of her breasts showing: Ugh!
Other girl: Was that Jose on the phone?
Blanket: It's Julio!! Geez!
Other girl: Sorry! I'm not doing it on purpose!
Blanket: I know, but it hurts my feelings.